Wonder why I’m cranky in the morning?????
(Or rather, this explains the nightly ritual I go through around the time of the Full Moon with the cats….)
Me: <sleeping –has dream of sinking in quicksand, legs are stuck? Realizes I can’t move in RL> WTF <looks down the bed> Mischief….<attempts to move leg>
Mischief: <bites my leg> Playtime, he thinks
Me: Ow, friggin cat…
Mischief: <decides to mosey up by my head, curls up against me, his back to my chest, then pushes with his legs against Hubby>
Me: <petting cat in hopes of falling back to sleep>
Hubby: <realizes he has claws sticking in his back> Ow!
Charcoal: <decides to join the party and stomps up my side like Catzilla>
Me: <groans> You too? <gives him a petting>
Charcoal: <gets comfy by laying on my side with his head tucked into crook of my neck, drools>
Me: <feeling the drool> Eeeeewww
Mischief: <realizes big brother is there getting attention, rolls over to swat at his face, hits me instead>
Me: Boys….<trying to break up the cat fight that has now ensued> This is why I don’t sleep at night!! <gets up and sits on the couch for an hour til falling asleep. Wakes up 3 hrs later with both cats sleeping on me….AGAIN> FML