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May 31, 20129 notes
#ecards #loki'd again??? #hahahaha
May 31, 20123 notes
#yup #crazy shit
May 31, 20128,375 notes
#oh shit #it's the friggin express
May 31, 201286,619 notes
#holy crap #I want this
May 31, 20125 notes
#I would freak the fuck out if I saw this on the road #crazy shit

benrriddari replied to your post: I have new followers….Hello!!

Hi! I didn’t realize I wasn’t following you earlier.

No worries :D

May 31, 2012
I have new followers....Hello!!

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May 31, 20121 note
May 31, 2012
#shelby cobra #son is so proud

May 2012

rally 'round the history: medusaceratops-lokii: rally ‘round the history: madelinelime:... → ladyhistory.tumblr.com

medusaceratops-lokii:

rally ‘round the history: madelinelime: ladyhistory: warpsbyherself replied to your post: O_O…

novacrom:

madelinelime:

ladyhistory:

warpsbyherself replied to your post: O_O Fuck that’s brutal.

And what’s worse is that while…

^^^^^^Yep. For all the good He has done for others, (and yes, I know there’s good and bad) they just can’t the heat. After all, pretty much all He said to them was blunt truth. Then again, perhaps He should’ve held back a bit on the mead.

May 31, 201226 notes
#myths #loki #punishment waaay too brutal
I'm gonna keep reminding you that I'm doing rune, Tarot, and witchy crafting requests until you give me money/ trade me things.

witchyways:

Just sayin.

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Reminds me of my Daisy Mae (she’s a manx, and heavens forbid you ignore her need for petting….

May 31, 201211 notes
#aaaaawwww #cats
May 31, 201223,888 notes
#ouch #thor movie #memes
May 31, 201228 notes
#ecards #hahaha #funny shit
May 31, 201228 notes
#loki'd again??? #lol #Heathen
May 31, 20122 notes
#zombies #politics #so true
May 31, 20128 notes
#zombies

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

Now that you mention it, my uncle, who happens to be an avid gun collector, is in the norther part of Florida….this makes perfect sense. Expect AC/DC to be blasting as he takes aim. :D

May 31, 201255,928 notes
#zombies
May 30, 20123 notes
#oh shit #zombies #please don't eat me

My son, during dinner, is telling me about how much mischief he’s getting into playing Minecraft. He’s taking someone’s box of diamonds and sticking it in a mountain and surrounding it with dynamite. Then when another online guy needs a tent, he gave him some wool, then while the kid was being a jerk about something else a thunderstorm sweeps thru and he told the kid to knock it off or he’ll call on the power of Thor…and boom! Lightning destroys the tent. He starts cackling madly. 

Kids will be kids, right??? 

Should I be concerned?

May 30, 2012
#son and his xbox games
May 30, 2012109 notes
#doctor who #yes yes yes #take me with you
May 30, 201217 notes
#loki #yes yes yes
May 30, 201280 notes
#funny shit #hahahaha
May 30, 201283 notes
#ecards #crazy shit #crazy sick twisted fiend
rally 'round the history: That myth in which Loki does something completely unnecessary. → ladyhistory.tumblr.com

ladyhistory:

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A GIANTESS CHICK NAMED SKADI

Her father, Thiazi, went to go steal the apples of youth back from Loki who had stolen them from Asgard to Jotunheim but then returned them to Asgard to possibly be stolen back by Jotunheim

and whatever.

ANYWAY, THEY KILLED THIAZI.

SO…

May 30, 20122,574 notes
#norse myths retold #funny shit
May 30, 201264 notes
#dirty harry knows best
May 30, 2012123 notes
#ecards #funny shit
May 30, 201223 notes
#ecards #crazy shit
May 30, 201271 notes
#ecards #funny shit
May 30, 20125,351 notes
#libra #coulson
May 30, 201218,939 notes
#thor #loki #holy crap
May 30, 201252 notes
#so true #Heathen
May 30, 201263 notes
#Heathen #loki
May 30, 201227 notes
#Heathen #hahaha
“Is hockey hard? “I don’t know, you tell me. We need to have the strength and power of a football player, the stamina of a marathon runner, and the concentration of a brain surgeon. But we need to put all this together while moving at high speeds on a cold and slippery surface while 5 other guys use clubs to try and kill us, oh yeah did I mention that this whole time we’re standing on blades 1/8 of an inch thick? Is ice hockey hard? I don’t know, you tell me. Next question.” —

Brendan Shanahan (via justabruincub)

All the awards to Shanahammer

(via lunasasylum)

Shanny…wow it’s been too long since you were here in Jersey :)

May 29, 201216 notes
#hockey
I don't want to freak anyone out, but there are people on Tumblr that aren't part of a fandom.

lunasasylum:

Any fandom.

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Is this real… or like what…? I just don’t grasp… What’s the point…?

Convert the non-believers!!!

Holy fuck—the stadium uses this with the dramatic music whenever there’s a potential for a run to score….<bloody hell, I’m laughing too hard for my own good>

May 29, 201218,816 notes
Hackensack man stabs self, accused of throwing intestines at police → northjersey.com

amber-and-ice:

annebeeche:

stfuconservatives:

ninapedia:

crouchingocelot:

karnythia:

Between this & the guy who ate someone’s face & had to be shot six times? I’m thinking we’re in deep shit folks. Might be time to check the water supply. Just saying.

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OH MY GOSH I LIVE IN NORTH JERSEY. TIME TO FORTIFY THE HOUSE AND GRAB MY ZOMBIE BAT.

Stay tuned to STFUConservatives for all of your zombie infestation news needs!

Oh god

how fast is it going to take to get up to Connecticut

we’re fucked

What. The. Fuck?!

I’m buying more arrows. And getting a machete. And I’m gonna make some full body armor out of army surplus. Who’s with me?

Me <calling dad>: Uh, Dad, yeah, you think I can hole up at your place, and maybe have one of your crossbows? And maybe the Glock? The zombies are coming! It’s starting in north Jersey, Dad….Howell’s not too far behind…

May 29, 2012527 notes
#oh shit #zombies
May 29, 201243,336 notes
#oooh boy
Heathens Against Hate → heathensagainsthate.org

sinnsreachdheathen:

Reblog this forever and ever!

May 29, 201291 notes
#Heathen

witchcuntt:

bellonanj73:

witchcuntt:

The Jersey Devil will always be one of my favorite pieces of folklore.

My neck of the woods—actually had a weird brush with the lil bastard….

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That is so badass.

Wow, it’s been….uh, 20 years?? I think…I was riding a quad through the woods in Southern Ocean County (where the Pinelands Reserve is most dominant, and you still could), when I had the hairs on my neck prickle on end. I stopped, motor still running, but I looked around. It was a quiet day, not windy, so noticing the greenery move a lil too violently freaked me out a bit. I started up again and distinctly heard some strange violent growl, looked back and saw something dart across the path behind me. I decided not to look back anymore, lest I slam into a tree, and managed to get back to where my dad’s truck was parked. Yeah, I may have been ‘under age’, but fuck it I asked for one of his beers—I needed it.

May 29, 20126 notes
#the jersey devil

witchcuntt:

The Jersey Devil will always be one of my favorite pieces of folklore.

My neck of the woods—actually had a weird brush with the lil bastard….

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May 28, 20126 notes
#jersey baby #the jersey devil #not just the hockey team
Play
May 28, 20129 notes
#that damn banana song
May 28, 20121,241 notes
#ecards #zombies #oh shit
May 28, 2012759 notes
#captain america #memorial day #never forget your vets
May 28, 201266,561 notes
#ecards
drawing down the moon and all that: what do you guys think of otherkin? → skepticalwitch.tumblr.com

asksecularwitch:

skepticalwitch:

asksecularwitch:

skepticalwitch:

skepticalwitch:

curious.

?

Oh I’ll touch this.

Okay so here’s my deal with otherkinism.

There’s a lot of things that didn’t make sense to me when I first heard about it and first started…

^^^ Everything that has transpired here…pure gold!

May 28, 201233 notes
In her dream house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu Barbie waits dreaming → io9.com

chikensrulehere:

YES!

This is awesome!

May 28, 20121 note
#barbie #chthulu
May 28, 20123,760 notes
#alcohol
May 28, 20122,212 notes
#tea #glorious tea
May 27, 201280 notes
#NJ devs #funny shit
The Wunjo rune I always wear around my neck just detached from it's chain and flew across the room.

companythatmakesmisery:

sudenpentulintu:

I was just sitting still, and made no jerky movements.

A message from Loki, or was the rune itself reacting to something? Lokeans/Rokkatruar/Asatruar, do any of you have any ideas what this may mean?

I have no idea what that could mean. o_o Anyone else know?

I used to have a wunjo on a necklace, but just before I decided to go forth with my back surgery 2 years ago, the stone itself popped out of its silver casing. I think it is basically the old ‘heads up—shit’s about to get real’. So essentially keep your ears perked up, and ready yourself. Do a reading of your choice to verify it if you wish, but it is not a favorable thing. Take care.

May 27, 201212 notes
#lokeans #answers
And more new followers....

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May 27, 2012
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